Happy 18th Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary Baby! 18 years ago today Teresa and I were married. Through the good and even the bad we've made a wonderful life together, have two great kids, and have the rest of our lives to look forward to. I wouldn't change a thing... well except for that thing... that time... with those people... u remember! : P

I love you Teresa and am so very glad that you lost your good sense and agreed to be my wife! You truly make me want to be better than I am, and so I strive each day to become the man which you deserve.

Tell her congratulations today, if you see her... or maybe tell her how sorry you are if you really know ME.

Regards,

cheer_dad

Eenie, Meenie, Miney... MUTT

So, this guy had a choice to make... and in all choices you need options from which to pick. You weigh and compare and most generally a side-by-side comparison will usually suffice and give you a general idea of which way you're ultimately going to go.










So, the above Mr. Jeff "Mutt" Lange lines up his options, side-by-side and does his little compare and contrast bit. The whole "this is this... and that is that routine," and throwing away a 14-year marriage to the little lady on the left (Shania Twain for the thicker amongst you,) opts for the "other woman" on the right, who has now been identified as Marie-Anne Thiébaud by the online story here:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20201677,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

Go ahead and check out the article I'll wait...

Anyway...

The whole side-by-side comparison usually works for me, I get it. However, Mr. Mutt... not so much. So, I'll lend him a hand. Mutt, you chose proverbial Door #2 over the following:




Hmmm... so the eyesight has faded over the years.


















Okay... DUDE, you had to have this shot tucked away somewhere in a photo album. Scroll back up to the compare and contrast photo and then back down again.











YUM... and uhhhh, wait was I saying something. I forget.














Yes, I'm aware there's no poker content here... but there's gotta be some lesson to take away about pot odds or +EV or something. Or maybe something about "Dogs Playing Poker" since the idiot's name in the this little story is (after all) MUTT!

Regards,

cheer_dad