Vegas Quotes...

There were more, and I'm sure the members of the Brew Crew and the Red Snappers will come up with more for the list, but here's a quick compilation of quotes heard while on the Vegas 2007 trip. It's like a TOP 10 list, but because it's Vegas...we'll make it a Top "21":

1. I'll sleep when I'm down!!!
2. So are you trickin', gambling, or sightseeing? --question asked of Julie.
3. I'm in hell...I just know it...
4. What's this $500 chip for?
5. It's like herding cats...
6. Has anyone seen Allman?
7. With VERY thick Taiwanese accent, "Dammit I busss again, have to pay you...I prolly rooos my job!" --Frank, the blackjack dealer.
8. So, do YOU "like" Red Snapper?
9. Buddy, I'm in a hurry...well okay make it quick. --TJ Cloutier.
10. How long you in town for...would you like free show tickets. --any number of timeshare salesmen.
11. "...these two fingers...because they're mine!" --Improv comedian, omitted entire quote to keep it pg-13.
12. That looks like fun, how do you play?
13. YEAHHHHH BOOBIES!!!
14. There's no humidity in hell either, but I don't see anyone buildin' casinos there! --Improv comedian.
15. "No, my name's Puddles!" --punchline of All-In Allman's joke.
16. I just gotta see the baby dolphin!
17. Ma'am you can't bring your drink into Denny's...well...no...I don't care if you chug it really quick!" --waiter at Denny's
18. "That beeyatch wouldn't let me go All-In at that table." --Tabby, while sitting at the LIMIT Hold 'em table.
19. Does anyone over there playin' in the "Beer Pong" area, even look 21?
20. This place is a friggin' maze!
21. I don't really know what I'm doing, but I keep hittin' it...

I'll make additions in future blog entries...

Regards,

cheer_dad